cumshot

cumshot is when a guy cums really far and hits someone/ something with his cum

*squirt*..... Mum i sorta broke your china by shooting cum at it.

Mum: that's a pretty good cumshot.

by ashcan the ladies man November 2, 2008

Camshot

(verb)

The act of using a webcam session for intimate purposes.
A take on the word 'cumshot'.

I camshotted a really hot girl last night!

by CJ xD May 28, 2010

cumshot

When you come on a females face after sex

I love to cumshot on ho's

by silva March 13, 2004

internal cumshot

The act of shooting ones load into the oraface or hole of anothers body, thus the term "internal."

Often done vaginally,(the best) also possible anally, thats where you get shit-dick and also inside of a girls mouth where robin spits (maiden name swallows) got her last name from (austin powers 2)

1. Ya bobby shot it up all in her that night and got it good 3 weeks later with that damn + sign still burned into his eyes.
2. ya they now will forever called him shitdick ever since the day he fucked that dirty little slut (who never whipes) in the ass had a little internal cumbustion which got them some both nasty infections, that made it so that little slut couldnt shit right or little bobby fuck right for a week.
3. Ya they took that little slut from above back to the hospital to get her stomach pumped when it was found that she had swallowed cause both her holes were plugged from fucking around.

by MK March 21, 2005

cumshot

The act of shooting your cum into a woman's vagina or ass, having her stand up to let it drip into a shot glass. And then have her drink it up!!

your at a bar and say "shots for everyone" look at a specific hot woman and say " but you need a cumshot"

by The full monty May 29, 2015

gandalf cumshot

The act of where a male cumshot has landed, and has been ejaculated with such a power and strength that it's as if Gandalf himself has gifted it with his aid from the flames of the mountain of Erebor. There are few with this power, and those that do are often in hiding because they do not wish to destroy the world with such a force, or allow it to fall into the wrong hands. A Gandalf Cumshot is easily identifiable if the female is wearing makeup, because the cumshot should have hit it with so much force that the makeup is no more. Side effects may contain the female being dead/partially wounded as a result. Beware.

Guy 1 "Did you see the twin towers yesterday?" Guy 2- "Yeah, I heard Osama Bin Laden did a Gandalf Cumshot"

guy1- did you see Kim last night? guy2- yeah, she looked so bad she had taken a gandalf cumshot

by danceonmybelly August 11, 2014

Yung Spinach Cumshot

The yungest rapper who makes the best songs about sex and hoes.

Yung Spinach Cumshot: this is my best song
Bob: play it
Yung Spinach Cumshot: kk
Yung Spinach Cumshot: I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah

by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023