concubinebot

A robot, normally of feminine appearance, designed solely for the purpose of servitude and the sexual gratification of its owner.

Bobs not coming out this week again, hes spending all his time at home with his new concubinebot.

by Vomkrieg April 26, 2014

Complainerd

Complaining nerdy person who only texts people to complain about his personal problems.

Oh, Erin is such a complainerd! She just texted me 'cos her taxi was like 5 minutes late!!

by saltypickleditalian May 16, 2016

complainer gamer

A person who always shouts at the screen and cries/gets mental when he loses a game.

Oh, My God...Johnny's such a complainer gamer... He lost the scrabble 2-minute tournament yesterday and went havoc on my pillow...

by GreatFlyingBaboon March 13, 2018

Cockubine

A man who is involved in a monogamous relationship with a woman but is not legally married to her. An old term for a kept man or boyfriend.

He is her cockubine.

by Vaginge March 17, 2019

Complainer Connor

As we have to deal with 'be careful with Karens', the equivalent male is not less obnoxious. 'Complainer Connor' always pops up when you least expect him. Yelling, cursing and expressing superiority over anyone that they seek to confront. For any reason. You might be a dude flying a drone in an area allowed for business purposes and you get a Complainer Connor just right there telling you get out of his visual space. It is impossible to have a civilized conversation with a Complainer Connor because they call the cops on you in a nanosecond.

'Dude, i was flying that drone for work the Complainer Connor of the day showed up telling me that I was acoustically contaminating him and his family, who happen to live 5 blocks away.

'Here it comes...Complainer Connor wants to have the beach for himself so he is surf table in hand and phone in the other calling the cops blaming everyone for not wearing a mask and not keeping social distance'

'Watch out with Connor and Karen, they met on Match and are a match in hell...constantly bitching and diminishing others!'

by Colibrí June 14, 2020

Complaineer

A complaint engineer. Someone who will ALWAYS find things to complain about.

No matter how good or bad things are, they will always complain about something and feel like the world needs to know. Will get irritating to listen to very quickly.

"He literally just won $10.000 at the casino, and still think the world owes him everything, complaining about any and everything. He will literally never stop complaining, even when things are not that bad. He is a complaineer."

by Rthegod June 7, 2021

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021