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Composting Flumpter

Person that falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor.
John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.
by Chimikin October 5, 2022
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Composting

(Verb) a douchier form of "flexing". More easily accomplished by tools, d-bags or while wearing a wife beater. Occasionally associated with car-culture. Sometimes accompanied by retardation and Rod-in-ass syndrome.
ex) "The composting guy at the car-show embodied a near coma-brain tumor level of intelligence talking about his cars V-TEC "very tall engine cooling system". Fucking composting oh yeah, it's not about how you composting by your car, I'm a post, compost my own dick in ass.
by iAmSeagull October 2, 2023
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Compost mode

Constipation caused by the sometimes intention lack of pooping, especially while on vacation or faced with unfamiliar/uncomfortable options.
We went on vacation with my in-laws and I didn't take a dump for a week. Now I'm in compost mode.

We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.
by mrbarbell October 9, 2023
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Comprestto

Comprestto (Noun):A guardian or protector who absorbs threats,dangers,or hardship,shielding others from harm and safeguarding the wellbeing of the people
“The Comprestto stood firm,deflecting the attack and protecting the innocent.”
The people hailed their comprestto, who saved them from a great calamity. ”
by NovaSpire June 21, 2024
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Comprestto

Definition:* A guardian or protector who absorbs threats, dangers, or hardship, shielding others from harm and safeguarding the wellbeing of the people.
Examples:*

- "The firefighter ran into the burning building, acting as a Comprestto to rescue the trapped family."
- "The bodyguard threw himself in front of the attacker, serving as a Comprestto to protect the celebrity."
- "The medic rushed into the war zone, working as a Comprestto to treat the wounded soldiers."
by NovaSpire June 24, 2024
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Joey compost

Honesley the sweetest person on earth. Want to help anyone he can no matter the conditions.loves everyone with all his heart. Way to sweet kind and amazing for anyone to have. Like no one deserves such a great person. He thinks he's a nobady but everyone he knows can disagree. And I know of one person who has known him and has felt madly where around him and can't seem to say nothing can hold someone back from this person.

AV
Girl: have you seen Joey compost you know the amazing one

Person: now but it sounds like there is no one else like him
by Rye04 August 17, 2018
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Turning Compost

The gay equivolent to cutting your mates grass.
Did you hear about Chris fucking Simon? I can’t believe he’s turning compost behind Danny’s back. I thought they were mates?
by Composter December 12, 2018
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