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Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.
Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?

Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.

Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.
by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022
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Swimming conference championships

It's Another championships happening a few days after the first championships. Swimming conference championships combine 4 or more leagues ( A league, B league, etc). They all have to compete in events that they got a certain time for. Every time or sometimes, the top 8 people in the event get to make it to the swimming finals.
Person 1: "Did you make in to Swimming Conference Championships?"
Person 2: "No I didn't have a good time for any of my events."
by urlocalcoolperson1111 August 3, 2022
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Cake in the Conference Room

When one Homo Sapien and another Homo Sapien engage in Analingus at a regular day in the Office.
Courtney: Hey Kevin! I’ve got some Cake in the Conference Room for you! ;)
Kevin: Id love to engage in Analingus with you Courtney! Let me finish these files real quick and I’ll meet you in your office.
by BuckeloKentuckelo November 11, 2019
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Sun Belt Conference

A Mid-Major FBS Conference known for getting the shit kicked out of it. Located primarily in the Southeastern USA, The Sun Belt is widely considered the worst FBS Conference.
Arkansas State: Sun Belt Conference Champions!

Dude, the Sun Belt got the snot kicked out of it last saturday...
by REDWOLF4LIFE December 2, 2013
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commence dicking

Normally muttered by section/ fire team commander before going into an attack. Can also be used to signify the start of a particularly ridiculous social antic, or any other event worthy of the aphorism.
Right lads, target at 100, straight ahead. Commence dicking!
by superfunhappytimes February 17, 2010
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Marinelli Press Conference

When a person repeatedly avoids answering a question by changing the subject or rambling on with an incoherent anecdote.
"I can't get a straight answer out of this guy! He keeps holdin' a Marinelli Press Conference!"
by Mouf Breathah March 30, 2009
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comprendez

Used in a slightly demenaing manner inquiring a person's understanding of a subject. French word meaning to understand, in the "Vous" conjucation of comprender.
Alayna is a Hoochie, Comprendez?
by Chris April 6, 2004
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