combolingus

When you get your slobber all-over an unintended object (e.g. a birthday card)

Agh, this card is covered in drool. What kind of combolingus occurred here?!

by Qriz February 4, 2019

Combolio

a mixed bowl of two different brands of cereal. also refers to a "bowl" of weed or speed that has two different strains or recipes.

"have you seen they made a box of cereal with frosted flakes and lucky charms in the same box? i been eating combolios for years, now i can just buy one box!"

by psychicpsycho69 August 7, 2021

Commotioned

Commotioned means being in a confused, depressed and rattled state from having so much and too much commotion going on.

With housing problems; upcoming surgery problems; grown children problems; aging; inordinate amount of fraudulent and spam phone calls; Covid-19; she was Commotioned to the point of being unsure which situation to tackle first.

by Poppy Doodle June 13, 2022

combustioninse

To combustionise is like to ionise and explode at the same time. usually this happens during a radioactive chemical reaction on a tree. specifically a tree.

'I heard that Alberts chestnut tree combustionised the other day' exclaimed Robert.
'I did not combustioninse that tree, sir' Cried a greif stricken Albert as he looked on.

by xDFx facts November 19, 2022

Commotion

The 8th Ocean on Earth. Created mostly by post pubescent teenage boys, but refilled by single and married men alike, to relieve the explosive pressure created in the male testes and prostate.

Generally caused by masturbation as a prevention to insanity.

Too silky and opaque to swim in.

All of these horny males have created quite a commotion.

The newest commotion is impossible to conceive by itself.

Lots of swimmers in the commotion...thats life.

Life begins at...
Wasting sperm is murder!
A useless commotion.
Rotten, unfertilized eggs have little value without the exhausting trip made by the determined sperm; beginning the commotion of life.

by JoeBagOfDonuts April 28, 2023

Combation

The Opposite aka ODDosite* of Compassion ~ in an unrelenting and PRebably* state of Anxious, Fear*Full Conflict, Contention and Combat ~ the supposedly "Human Condition" ~ a *Story* or *Narrative* of EPIC *HARM*portions ...

*ODD = Oppositional Defiant Disordherds* ~ Hordes of Disorder ~ Herd*instinct* ~ Heard Indistinctly ...

Their combation seemed endless, their compassion null
They were Righties I'd wager, and endlessly dull

by PartisanZ January 3, 2024

Comission

A word used by online artists when using a pre-drawn template/animation that can be filled in with any fictional/nonfictional character.

A term used by furry/anthro/yiff artists too often and the OG definition has since become tied to the online furry community.

Twitter:
"Comission for (User) featuring (X)"

by Insurrect3023 January 26, 2026