college

Where your life begins (right after high school). College is the key to learning all there is to know to, basically, create your legacy, and even rake in shitloads of money!

"I'm finally goin' to college on August 27th; it's at Lake Superior College! ^_^ "
-me

"There is also more freedom in college than in high school. ^_~ "
-me

by Dave June 29, 2004

college

A place to achieve a higher education and earn 90% more than people with only a hig h school diplima

In Canada, a lower rank than university.

Elementary->high school->college->university

Its commonly accepted that if you go to college, you are dumb. Also: waterloo, queens and U of T round up the top 3 universities. Western is for spoiled brats.

In the states, everything is a "college". Why no word for university?

"I got into queens university. All it took was a 95.6% average, 200 hours of community service and a letter of reccomendation from the board of directors at my dad's financial firm"-Me

by Dr Doom January 04, 2005

college

when people stop smoking cocaine and start smoking coffee.

college is truly the place to be.

by umeskiz March 13, 2007

college

1)the long-awaited and much anticipated escape from the everyday life a high school student who wants to start fresh lives.
2)a topic that must be researched profusely to no end only to find biased/useless information on a school that has no appeal at all.

I can NOT wait until I graduate, so I can go to college. If only I knew where I wanted to go...the only thing I can find on the internet is whether a school is known for having hippies or preps...

by this one girl January 19, 2007

college

Where good girls go bad and bad girls get worse.

I went to college and am still a virgin. #saidnoone

by College Genius March 24, 2013

college

a place where people with no lives (considered as nerds) go to hang out with other nerds who actually listen to the teacher/professor and try to learn things that they eventually forget when they get out of college and become a burger flipper for the rest of their lives

Hey Scott, what college are you going to when you get out of high school?

by Dick April 30, 2004

college

a place where you go to get drunk, have sex, learn, have more sex, drink beer, and get stoned.

I went to college with my girlfriend.

by woohoozee February 07, 2010