When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
Get the Diet Coke Condom mug.Four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from calories, thus preventing you from feeling bad about the massive amount of fat and carbohydrates you're about to consume. Used after ordering food, especially fast food. This sentence is used much the same way as "No homo" and "But I'm not a racist" are used.
Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."
by Dougms March 20, 2016
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by Guru Larry June 17, 2011
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Get the Mr Coke mug.Nickname of the city of Oak Forest, Illinois, United States. Oak Forest earned this name due to the large number of cocaine users and dealers calling the city home. Oak Forest is a suburb of Chicago.
by BahLLama March 31, 2008
Get the Coke Forest mug.An unusually bad movie; the actor(s) are clearly involved in the project only to pay for their cocaine habit.
After all, snort doesn't grow on trees.
Examples include Halle Berry in Catwoman, the entire cast of Bloodrayne, and everything De Niro has done over the last decade.
After all, snort doesn't grow on trees.
Examples include Halle Berry in Catwoman, the entire cast of Bloodrayne, and everything De Niro has done over the last decade.
"Van Damme's legacy of coke movies is a vicious cycle: to get the coke, he has to end every movie with that spinning jump kick... but to do the spinning jump kick, he has to have the coke."
by Occult Paladin January 28, 2006
Get the coke movie mug.A raging coke addict, typically female. A coke machine is the sort of girl that will do two lines so that she can sleep better, or down so many lines that your drug dealer will start getting suspicious of your own buying habits because you are dumb enough to supply her habit. Think Michelle Pfieffer in Scarface, or Scarface for that matter
Dude: That Lilo has a problem. It was 2 hours after last call at the club, the sun was rising and I saw her cut out and do 3 lines just because.
Dude 2: Yea she's a real coke machine
Dude 2: Yea she's a real coke machine
by hrg da man March 23, 2009
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