dutch colonial

A Dutch colonial is where a man takes a shit on a woman's chest while wearing a powdered wig.

Jefferson: I gave my drama teacher a Dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise ass in class.

George: in the principals office?

Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.

by Lord Cornwallice January 7, 2014

Coronials

A generation of kids produced during the self-isolation period of 2020 due to sheer boredom of parents.

The year is 2032:
Jake the politician: Man these Coronials are screwing up our traditions!

by swAzZo March 26, 2020

Chronical

of or relating to chronic, reefer or marijuana

usually meaning intensely good or potent

dude...that stuff was chronical...i am couchlocked

by scizm February 26, 2011

Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.

Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.

by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023

first colonial high school

first colonial is a sucky boring high school that no one can think up a definition for. and they wish they could get away with the shit that cox students get away with. (drugs, being snobby, drugs, sleeping around, drugs, doing whatever the hell they want, drugs). FC kids pretty much suck at life, sorry losers.

student #1: Yeah, I had to take my SAT at first colonial high school
student #2: Ugh, that place is straight up nasty.

student #1: Agreed.

by notusingmyrealname007 March 7, 2010

colonialism

Exploitation of a dependent country or people for money and political gain. Tranfer of population to a new territory, where new arrivals live as permanent residents. It's a form of imperialism.

Colonialism is a form of slavery.

by justicethepoet December 12, 2016

chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023