1. Verb- to be absolutely drunk
2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.
2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.
1. Alex was completely cockshackled after the three pints and five yager bombs
2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.
2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.
by JonathanCowenXX August 7, 2018
Get the Cockshackled mug.A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.
John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*
*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*
Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*
*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*
Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"
by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019
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A derogatory use of the word soaking which is to place ones penis in a vagina and not move in and out.
by Shanimal, Jake and Evil August 9, 2007
Get the cocksoaker mug.When a male repeatedly thrusts his package vigorously against a person of the opposite sex, in a dry hump fashion. Most incidences are often seen in night clubs involving alcohol consumption.
WARNING: May cause member of the opposite sex (the cocksmashee) to gain whiplash.
WARNING: May cause member of the opposite sex (the cocksmashee) to gain whiplash.
by cocksmash2010 December 30, 2010
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"Who?"
"I did."
"But Lauren I thought you were going to save yourself for marriage, what happnened."
"I was but I don't know, Anthony was so different"
"OH! Anthony, hes not different, He's a COCKSMAN!!!"
"Who?"
"I did."
"But Lauren I thought you were going to save yourself for marriage, what happnened."
"I was but I don't know, Anthony was so different"
"OH! Anthony, hes not different, He's a COCKSMAN!!!"
by .......JUiCE September 8, 2008
Get the cocksman mug.Similar to the aftershock of an earthquake, cockshock is the aftershock one experiences from either giving or receiving the cock. Cockshock most often occurs the day proceeding intercourse and acts as a chilling flashback of events experienced during the intercourse.
The cockshock Mary experienced was almost too much to bear, if only she had consumed more alcoholic beverages to erase the memories completely.
by Stella Cason December 29, 2016
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