Coowee

The word you call when your boss has vanished to the toilet and is delayed returning for a meeting because they’ve gone for a dump.

“Where’s the boss? She’s been gone for ages and I’m supposed to be meeting with her like 10 minutes ago!”

“Mate, she’s coowee”

Or

“The boss has been ages, what’s he up to?”

“Cooooooweeeeeee! Been there all day, think it’s the eye drops!”

“Thought as much, hope he’s taken his tights off! Don’t want another Tina Squit situation!”

by Asitisinnit July 5, 2018

peaky clownery

A Clown namer Tanisha who doesn’t like mash potatoes

Defined- How do u not like mash potatoes Tani that’s pure peaky clownery

by CLOWNNNN January 29, 2020

clowned

To have or have been sodomized by a complete stranger.

Johnny is such a sinner! He clowned her brown on the first night!

by Dr. Sin December 17, 2008

clowne juice

a person who has the potential of being a clown, or is such a clown that its like juice is comin outta him...

mike, yer such a clowne juice

by petar d. May 14, 2003

Clownery

Clownery is an extremely amazing person that has no limits with their jokes. They have a big heart. Clowneries are always very passionate, and make extremely dirty jokes. They contain a disease called, 'clown disease', that will make you start to make extremely dirty jokes. They always make the ones around them laugh.

I wish I had a Clownery.

Wow, you're such a Clownery

by GrandpaWinston October 23, 2019

Clownery

The word used to describe Purple Sharks United. Here’s a message to you all, you’re all clowns but I love you 😎 WILLOW YOUR FEET STILL SMELL OF PICKLES DIRTY CHILD SO GO WASH THEM

‘THIS WHOLE CLUB IS CLOWNERY’

‘WILLOW GO WASH YOUR CRUSTY FEET (;’

by buteralovhes December 10, 2019

clownen

The art of being silly, poking fun, or acting goofy. One my be rambunctious, and boisterous while being perceived as strange and weird though this is not the case. They are in their element, whole domain as they frolic in fun, having the grands of times. Though it doesn't have to be, it could be a collection, or cluster of pupils that kick their heels and let their hair down as they bring joy and foolishness into the world.

It has been said, passed through generations of storytellers those who are clownen typically don't shave their mudflaps, chops, rat tails, hitlers, soul patches, (balls), or all of the above stated.

Setting the Scene:
Normals (normal men and women) gazing over a field of clowns, partaking is sillyness acts.

Normal 1: Whole fucking shit on a dick, is that really what I think I just saw?

Normal 2: I cannot believe my beautiful blue eyes, my mind has been blown yet again..

Normal 1: Yeah, golly gee wilikers, those fellas are clownen

by therapmasta beatdropper March 6, 2011