Divide and Conquer

When a chick plays hard to get in the bedroom, so the dude/other chick has to fight to divide the legs, thus conquering funkytown.

Man Ashley, I haven't played Divide and Conquer for a whole two hours. I'm bout to conquer that action like Cortez and the Aztecs.

by Lazy Skank February 13, 2009

conquel

a movie or story that happens at the same time as a previously-issued movie or story. Not before -- that would be a prequel. Not after -- that would be a sequel. But THE SAME TIME -- that's a conquel.

"The Lion King 1 1/2" is a conquel of "The Lion King."

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2009

anal conqueror

A man by the name CAPT.SELLERS who anal conqueror

HEY THERE PRIVATE. BEND OVER AND REACH FOR THE STARS WHILE I GRAB MY FLAG. For im an anal conqueror

by capt conqueror December 20, 2013

divide and conquer

When a chicks breasts are spread by a strap.

Sitting in a car with a seat belt or walking down the street with a purse strap between her breasts. Look at that divide and conquer. Those are gonna slap her in the face.

by Deboe August 31, 2008

sexual conquest

a conquest in which you experience a new sexual adventure which after you will never be the same or in other words a magic trick that involves multiple rabbits.

Last year when I went to Egypt I had my first sexual conquest, those rabbits were really furry.

by wabbitlover23 February 21, 2011

conquered

v. defeated by liquor - normally expressed at height of hangover and tiredness

"He looked conquered after last night's lock-in"
"Would you like another? No i'm completely conquered"

by Wixon October 23, 2007

conquermonkey

a person (usually republican) who is bent on conquering the world.

e.g.

In the 1800's, the Britsih Empire was full of conquermonkeys. (They basically invaded and colonized every country because they thought it was their "duty" (e.g. rudyard kipling's "the white man's burden".)

George Bush is a conquermonkey, as he is determined to occupy Iraq, and various other middle eastern countries...

(no offense to any person living in Great Britan today. i love you all madly.)

by tess...fool. January 13, 2007