crackhead hair

The hairstyle worn by crackheads. Hair is very messy and all over the place. Sometimes also seen on people who just have woken up. Sometimes called bed head, Crackhead hair is much funnier.

Eric- Have you seen Matt this morning?
Jon- Yeah he has crackhead hair for sure.
Matt- Man I just smoked a bowl of crack

by truestorybro123 March 8, 2011

crackhead

1.a person on crack
2.a moron

"man that fools a crackhead."

by krystal hawk August 10, 2003

crackhead

This definition has absolutely nothing to do with cocaine. A crackhead is somebody that is addicted to smelling other people's cracks (the crack in their asses). It can be done with a willing recipient, an unwilling recipient whereby the culprit will 'sneek a snort' when convenient, or even partake in the inhaling of fumes emitted from someones chair, or soiled undies. At this time there is no known treatment available over the counter, however it's rumored the A.M.A. is addressing the issue.

Obadiah's lack of coherency became quite apparent after his long term habbit of snorting Big Edna's office chair. The red eyes and drooling have become quite pronounced and he no longer has the ability to utilize the restroom without assistance. He is the crackhead poster-boy.

by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010

clocked

Observed, recorded, noted. Possibly related to determining the speed of a car by using a stopwatch to time its travel between two fixed points, such as "He was clocked doing 60 in a 45 zone".

"Hey that guy keeps eyeballing your iPod." "Yeah, I already clocked him."

by GayMedia April 4, 2010

clocked

Beaten, bashed, punished. To hit someone.

"Shut the fuck up before I clock you."
"He waz gettin' tough, so I clocked him one."

by Diego September 11, 2003

clocked out

To be asleep!

Where's Jim?

Oh he's in bed clocked out

by Xx25 February 2, 2014

crackhead

1. one who partakes in smoking crack cocaine.
2. One who can run like the wind when s/he believes that quazimotto is chasing him/her.
3. one who will try to sell thier dog on e-bay.
4. If you live in a hotel, have no food, are pregnant, and your only worry is when/how to score...you are a crackhead.
5. one who acts "crackish"
6. A Jarrod or an Izatt.
7. A "parent" of a Crack baby.
8. The person who robbed you.

Police : FREEZE! your under arrest.

person: "help, the moon is following me! it won't leave me alone! It's laughing at me!! LAUGHING!

Police: Fucking crackhead!

by BETTY CROCKER June 22, 2006