Clockedtasticity

I am Clock'd 0Ne, I created this fine rating system to be used originally in the review of films. It has now grown beyond this confine and is being used internationally throughout Europe and America as a rating for anything deemed worthy of such a highly regarded system.

Each w00t! rating up to a possible maximum of five constitutes one logarithmic degree of satisfaction with the subject of the rating. Thus, a w00t! rating of five is many, many times greater than a w00t! rating of one.

Suitable w00t! smilies may be used to create a graphical representation of the rating, although these cannot be used without the obligatory writing of the number of w00t!s

Examples:

Clockedtastic rating: 5 w00ts!

I don't care what happens now really, baguettes have won. They carry a Clockedtastic seal of approval.

Hmm, fascinating..
Either way, I still stand by Choccy Fudge Cake as being Clockedtastic™ above all other flavours.

by Clock'd 0Ne June 27, 2004

Clocking

To be rollin, Making it big. Gathering bunches of a particular item

J. Cecil is clocking bitches out of the local y-town bars

by Sweet Joe March 6, 2005

clocked

Verb: To notice or suddenly see something.

Predominantly Scottish (?) use.

"I walked in the bar and clocked my mates waiting for me."

"I've clocked the look on his face and decided not to bother explaining."

by mardy379 October 24, 2007

Clocked

To complete a video game.

I clocked Final Fantasy 7

by NuclearApox September 4, 2005

cold-clocked

When someone puts a clock in your freezer as a joke and you don't find it until weeks later.

Two weeks ago I had a party, and just this morning discovered that I was cold-clocked!

by Flarkington April 27, 2010

clocked

Recorded, Timed. Usually referring to the speed/time of a motor vehicle.

"The cop clocked me at 230km/h in my new skyline."

by Diego September 9, 2003

Crocken

Bitchy Teacher, usually one who talks softly and annoyinly and smiles way to much, and undertone bitch that no one likes

Desirae: "God i hate this teacher she is way to "nice"".
Cody: "Ya she is such a Crocken"

by Jeasussson February 4, 2010