do a clive kelly

to play any Card game with more than one person and acting harmless so people over look your threat while moving in for the kill in other words being a sneaky git

"ahh your totaly trying to do a clive kelly on us"

by n1kon May 15, 2008

Well-Clive

To analyse something like pundits do at half time on in sports events.

One can tell someone is well-cliving when what they just said would have sounded just right if said on TV by a bloke on a sofa pre-ceeded by the words "Well Clive, ..."

I asked Dave if he liked his pudding and he started well-cliving - he gave me a full analysis of the chocolate icing. He might as well have started his answer with "well-Clive."

by Waltonator June 20, 2021

Short clive

The phrase short clive is used to describe how short and strange someone is

Person 1:oh its annoying i am such a short clive
Person2: yes, you are hehehe but dont worry its okay
Person1: oh thank you that is so kind

by The_m0squito_slayer August 21, 2021

Sister of Clive

The definition of a Sister of Clive... an older sibling who is ok, but not a lovely as the younger child.

Hello, I'm the sister of Clive, I'm ok but he's lovely.

by Joy's Brother December 23, 2020

The Clive Cussler

When a man wakes up to another man masturbating while jerking off the newly awoken man. Best performed after perfection of multiple-handed shakeweighting.

Walker awoke to Ken, who was vigorously performing the Clive Cussler.

by Dodger Diddler January 4, 2011

Sweaty Clive

A slippery neckbeard that's hard to pin down.

Every time I think I know what's going on that Sweaty Clive throws out something random.

by HotJohnnie808 March 14, 2019

Dirty Clive

Dirty Steve

My Step-son is a dirty little prick. He took a shit onto Xmas paper, wrapped it and added a card with my youngest sons’ name on it. Did the proper ‘dirty Clive’ on him.

by Old and sick (ker than most) May 21, 2019