Colonial Clenching

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up

Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching

by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021

Cock ass clenches

Put a 10kg bumble on cock and clench asshole to get a more defined dick.

I just did some cock ass clenches

by Ahh daddy 9000 September 20, 2021

Caterpillar Clench

In other words the vaigina as a grabbing tool.

We went on a date and I got my Johnson caught in her Caterpillar Clench, no complaints

by The Gitfiddl3r May 24, 2021

The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019

clench maxing

clenching your cheeks for long amounts of time for the health benefits.

person 1 “why did you go goblin mode today?”

person 2 “because i was clench maxing all day”

by big brollic ballock basher February 26, 2024

Check his clench

To mentally evaluate mandems ability and determination to squeeze innit

Ayo check his clench, he ain’t really bout it

by anonymous November 26, 2021

French Clench

Deadly sex technique, two partners clenching on their private parts as hard as they can, while french kissing, until one of them passes out. May involve urine, ropes, slurry, homeless people, BDSM gear, feces, and rarely : live animals.

- Bob, How's your sex life with Stanley?
- We keep it kinky with the French Clench.

by totus tuus March 6, 2024