clumpture

1) A group of the same or similar elements gathered or occurring closely together; a bunch.

2) A word which instigates ridicule by friends.

1) A clumpture of stars in the Milky Way galaxy.

2) Cluumpture?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Eric Ling June 10, 2007

Cleptard

A person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn't care just for a free meal in the slammer!

Chris you ended up in jail on Christmas eve you cleptard!

by christierose June 9, 2009

cleptic

a slang word for cool, awesome, crazy, insane, used by the out crowd, like saying wicked. Its a quirkier way to say cool that we started using when everyone says everything is "awesome!"

can be used sarcastically, just like any other adjective.

1. So i got two tickets to the Evil Dead this weekend. Want to go with me?
2. Cleptic! i'd love too!

a. how cute are these shoes!
b. *rolls eyes* they're soooo cleptic.

by Feyra August 26, 2013

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Penises. Also known as Cleptopenisania.

the hooker commited cleptopenia after i refused to pay her 20 dollars to suck my dick

by heisenberg420969 February 5, 2018

clematis

Clematis is a piece of shit town in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere with a pub, farms and hillbillys that drive tractors, pick spuds from gembrook and fuck their cousins

look it up dude its a real place in Melbourne-Australia Clematis

by mister tinkertrain December 12, 2010

Clemtwt

Is a subtwt where people joke about tommyinnit being a transfem lesbian and calls herself clementine; because we hate maintwt / mcyttwt. It’s also a part of fltwt and started by mai.

Person 1: clemtwt dni tommyinnit is cis and heterosexual and you guys are disgusting.

Person 2: we know we just hate you guys.

by Averagemcyt December 21, 2021

clepto

some one who likes to grab people

tim is a clepto to all the girls and guys i kno!

by wolfsketcher September 15, 2005