jake and cleetus

best *"friends"* forever!!1

"have u seen the jake and cleetus fan fics?"
"ya theyre so gud"

by bakingrabbits November 17, 2020

Dr. Cleetus

A man who loves to commit feetus DELETUS and owns a laboratory of yeetus to commit these acts

Dr. Cleetus: O, laboratory of yeetus, commit feetus DELETUS!

by FireBlazeInferno April 27, 2021

cleanus

The cleaning of ones penis.

I had to go home and cleanus.

by Argentinian Duck September 8, 2016

Cleetus

A cowboy created by Albert which is known to be one of the gods of roblox

Cleetus is strong

Cleetus can snipe

by Mrnotflimflam May 7, 2020

Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

st cletus

this school is absolute trash and utter bull shit. each year at least 5 teachers are fired bc of the students complaints and the homework is unbearable. also, everyone at cletus is a hoe and is desperate for a gf/bf and dates like 30 ppl from other schools around la grange because no one at cletus is attractive. but that’s not all. the popular group at cletus is BULL SHIT. these girls think they’re popular yet half of them don’t have a phone yet, none of them are pretty (besides like 3 of them), none of them can get a boyfriend, their parties are trash, they dress like 8 year old jojo siwa wannabe girls (kinda), they’re really cringey, and they wouldn’t be considered popular anywhere else. so if ur still thinking about going to this school..YOU WILL REGRET IT bc none of the cletus kids are shit whatsoever and everyone out of cletus dislikes them.

friend 1:doesn’t she go to st cletus?

friend 2: oh yeah, i’m pretty sure she’s one of the “popular girls”
friend 1: BAHAHA OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A VSCO GIRL WANNABE HOLY SHIT THATS SO SAD

friend 2: yeah ik, cletus kids are wack asf

by anonymous kid who hates cletus September 23, 2019

Yeetus CLEETUS

A ryhme often used to represent the YouTube channel flamingo.

Person 1: YEETUS CLEETUS YOUR LEGS ARE DELETUS
Person 2: nooo :sob:

Yo wassup. Yeetus CLEETUS, your teeth are deletus.

by Propoopermitsy February 9, 2021