I play the clarinet
by Synthetic_Block August 22, 2018
Get the Clarinet mug."Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.
by Ferretsoup November 7, 2012
Get the learned the clarinet at school mug.The act of having someone sit on a chair blindfolded and have one or more persons dick slap the person sitting in the face. Can be done for pleasure or as a punishment.
The girl was blindfolded on her birthday and the football team just started chairing her.
I just met this person and convinced him to try chairing this weekend.
I just met this person and convinced him to try chairing this weekend.
by ninsegation October 9, 2011
Get the chairing mug.Clarinet Mafia is usually a friend group consisting of 6 people. Usually the people’s names would be something like Samantha, Ashely, Alberto, Izabelle, Mia, and Habran but there is always room for more. The Clarinet Mafia group can always have ups and downs but will always stay together. The Clarinet Mafia usually uses phrases such as oh yes, shut up, indeed and many more. The Clarinet Mafia truly is something special. Everyone wants to join a Clarinet Mafia.
by yesohyesohno November 9, 2020
Get the Clarinet Mafia mug.A person who instinctively resorts to manipulative tactics as a mean to selfish ends. Also generally lacking in scruples, willing to cheat, lie, and perform evil works and spin them as good.
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Get the clairian mug.by Big lezza November 14, 2016
Get the claringbold mug.1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.
2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.
Example 2)
Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.
Example 2)
Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
by Ken1plus2 April 5, 2018
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