Senior Citizen

Batman

"Rapapa, Senior citizen nerf largo oolong"

by Joenuts567 April 26, 2021

Citizen's Bounce

Similar to citizen's arrest, in that a bystander or group of bystanders will force someone to leave a bar for acting like a douchebag.

Fed-"Yo bro, you gotta go bro. You gotta go"
Martin-"Ya you're outta here buddy"
Craig-" Yo that broski just got a mean citizen's bounce"

by Craigory87 July 1, 2008

Illegal Owl Citizen

A person who says that they love the one-man band Owl City but have only heard Fireflies or possibly Vanilla Twilight and Hello Seattle and think they they have the fucking right to call themselves Owl Citizens.

Sherry: I love Owl City so much! I'm such a big fan!
Carol: Really? What songs to do you have on your iPod, and which is your favorite?
Sherry: I have Hello Seattle, Fireflies, and Vanilla Twilight and I love them all!
Carol: Get the fuck out of my sight you Illegal Owl Citizen.

by A REAL Owl Citizen November 21, 2011

Twin Cities Slider

A hand job lubricated with mustard (definitely not dijon). Also known as the TC Slider. Similar to the Kansas City Slider (KC Slider).

My girl is so kanky she gave me a Twin Cities Slider in the bathroom at the Metrodome.

by K. Puckett July 19, 2006

citispeak

A broad term encompassing numerous variants and 'dialects'. Citispeak is a group of modern hybrid 'languages' born from the amalgamation of numerous traditional tongues. These strange conconctions are thought to result from rapid immigration into crowded urban areas. Components of the mother tongue of these migrants were assimilated by the local populus and merged with colloquial slang etc. to produce 'citispeak'.

One of the most famed examples is that of 'Gaff' a character in Ridley Scott's 'Blade Runner' motion picture, whose citispeak is a mixture of languages including fragments of hungarian.

by Christopher Horne January 8, 2009

Citizen Husbandry

When you take the citizens of your country and exploit them as a resource -- milk them, slaughter them, and consume them.

Republican budget proposals epitomize the philosophy of Citizen Husbandry, minimizing the cost of ranching a population of oblivious citizens to pull the carts of profits for the super-rich.

by Lew Mills April 24, 2011

Cotin

Cute, hot, and smokin

"Oh Lae.c did you see that cotin of a guy over there?"
"Ya Mae.c HE was Smokin!'

by Mae.c & Lae.c May 27, 2015