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Cunt candle

A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.
The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh
by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008
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Cintlebrate

It's a verb, to describe a state of mind and an action that comes with it. One can also cintlebrate without any aditional movements. This state or action combines the following: celebrating + integrating + calibrating = cintlebrating.

As a new age human one understands that celebration is a natural state of mind to discover from within.
Integration is a process to seek connectedness, truth and meaning behind several or all things around.
Calibrating states an ongoing process of adapting onesell, trying out what is found out on yourself, becoming what you know or getting to know.

So cintlebrating is like meditating just way better.
-What are you doing?
-I'm cintlebrating.

John walked into the room. All looked new - things, few unfamiliar people glancing at him. So he started to cintlebrate - he took katana out and by adapting to surroundings, still thinking what he can use in the room, jumped on the table and kicked plate with hot soup at one of the strangers. All was did with joy.. and that was just the begining of his everyday adventure.

Diana had a lot of events yesterday: was shopping, been to seminar, then went to some hobby club, from there few visited a place to dance. So this morning she sat on the pillow cintlebrating - remembering things and integrating those experiences into her life, adapting (calibrating) herself to the new her. All done with a slight smile.
by Vaidas Sarce January 14, 2012
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Cinder Hella

Cinder Hella is a jammer on the roller derby team "The Bad Reputations" for the Terminal City Roller Girls. The team was established in May 2006 in Vancouver, British Columbia.
"While becoming the lead jammer during the Royal City bout's second jam, Cinder Hella scored 10 points."
by TCRG June 20, 2006
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Cinderella

A beautiful outgoing young women, who live's life to the fullest, very caring and kind. Respects herself and the people around her, but still fun to be with even wild at time's. Can always brighten your day and make you smile. She's the kind of girl who dances in the rain instead of letting the storm pass, taking risk by all means. She' a keeper and a true friend, loyal.
"Man you seen how she made me feel like Cinderella".
by Mommy Mccall July 14, 2011
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Chindle

Abbreviation of "Chienne de l'eau"; bitch of water (or bitch's water). That hoe who tries to slide those insults in, a sneaky thot.
"Wow Jamie is such a chindle, she always fucks with my self-esteem. "
by TanyaTickles January 28, 2015
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Cinderellaed

When you purposefully leave an object or item of clothing at your one night stands house, just so you can see them again.....although they have your number.
"Chris Cinderellaed me last night by leaving his fraternity Pin on my desk. I think he wants to see me again.....why doesn't he just text me?"
by YourePhinestHighness October 29, 2017
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Cinder time

A phrase which means starting some form of sexual activity - ie. Time to get it on.
Jeff: I bought Clara a vibrator for her birthday but she was shy and didn't want to try it out..

Charles: Bummer! What did you do?

Jeff: I put on some Lionel Ritchie music and we had a couple of Yager shots and 10 minutes later you know what time it was..

Charles: Cinder time?

Jeff: You got it! Cinder time, all night long!
by Yuan Diego February 14, 2018
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