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Colbert Cruncher

(n.) A sandwich made of two Pringles with whipped cream in the middle as seen on The Colbert Report.
-"Hey, man. I stopped at the store. I got some Pringles and Cool Whip."

-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"
by JordanFromHillbillyHell March 31, 2010
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Stephen Colbert

1) America (and so can you)
2) Host of The Late Show, and former host of The Colbert Report (pronounced Colbear Repour)
3) The perfect human being.
I enjoy watching Stephen Colbert; he's so funny!
by An_Unnamed_Cell May 24, 2018
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Crem de la Colbert

A snack invented by TV icon Stephen T. Colbert, consisting of an Original flavor Pringle, topped with whipped cream, which is then topped with another Original flavor Pringle.

There are other versions, such as the "Sour Cream and Onion" Crem de la Colbert, the "Pizza" Crem de la Colbert, and the recently discontinued "Taco Night" Crem de la Colbert.
"I was just diagnosed with diabetes, it must have been my love for Crem de la Colbert."
by No Need to be Named April 6, 2010
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Stephen Colberted

The "r" is silent. This is recieving a sexual act while at a desk or podium while speaking to an audience. May include a blowjob, getting eaten out, or if you are creative enough a blumpkin.
Stacy was getting Stephen Colberted while giving her validictorian speech at her High School.
by Werty is Willing May 29, 2010
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steven colbert

Extremely good-looking and well-dressed talk-show host with a knack for always being right. He's a pro-republican and self-proclaimed African American. a.k.a.'s: "the man", "Mr. America", and soon-to-be "Mr. President".
Cory: hey nick, let's watch the the Colbert Report.

Nick: sure. let's watch the Daily Show with Jon Stuart until then.

Cory: who's Jon Stuart?

Nick: that Jewish democrat guy.

Cory: oh.... well, is he as handsome or as funny as Steven Colbert?

Nick: no.

Cory: alright.
by Cory Lowery June 30, 2007
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Colbert

The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.
Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.
by Canadian Strong February 5, 2010
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CivBert

Short for a civil libertarian. Civil libertarian as an ideology seeks the separate the personal life of a person from the government as much as possible to maximize individual freedom. They in-general believe in things like freedom of speech, privacy, LGBT rights, abortion, and secularism. Just to name a few.
Virgin Authcon vs Chad CivBert
by Kelmeer23 March 13, 2022
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