Church

The fucked up thing about going to church is one of the main figures of Christianity is a Jewish guy, which never made much sense. It's not a matter of one religion being right and the other one wrong, but it's something you notice, that one of the main figures of the religion, though he was called Christ in name, was never a Christian himself.

If a main figure in Church was Buddha, more people would be skeptical about religion, but Jesus is someone they think looks like them, so he's one of them.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

churched

absolutely screwed, shit out of luck, an unfortunate turn of events, opposite the desired outcome, boned in the ass metaphorically, in some form of trouble, unpredictable event that did not go in your favor

Completely forgot Chic-fil-a was closed on Sunday's, that's some bullshit, I'm churched.

We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.

My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*

by sailingjerryjones November 6, 2017

Church

The worst place to:

1. randomly laugh out loud

2. take a snooze

3. take a poo
4. wear flip flops

Church is the worst place to drop a verse,

One thing I didn’t mention until it’s my intention,

I let it and get it, never forget it, regret it,

It can’t possibly be worse, it’s terse,

Have fun and go to church, peace out!

by zinc_47 February 1, 2018

churchs

places of prayer. buds of brown decent with smell of jamaican weed.

im goin to church on sunday. im smokin that ill asss churches brown shit fucks me up.

by adammerf May 17, 2004

Church

That strange place in your town that everyone believes people should go to, but no one actually goes to.

Guy: Hmm, today is Easter. Should I go to church or go buy my girlfriend something? Nah, I think I'll just sleep in.

by BusinessMan February 6, 2005

Church

A place were a cult with pedofiles as leaders are staying over a longer period of time.

Anne: Have you been to church resently
Anna: No i dont belive in fairy-tales like the bible

by RailMe September 29, 2020

churching

to proceed from one church to another, attending mass after mass, religious services, and/or basement show(s);
similar to clubbing, but of the religious variety;
also churchin';

We should totally go churching tonight: mass at 5 at St. Paul's, Confession before that at St. Leonard's, and later mewithoutYou at St. Peter's Basilica.

by xMarcox March 23, 2008