Cuffing's disease

Cuffing's disease is a serious condition in which the patient has attracted a member of the opposite sex in which him/her has no interest whatsoever. Symptoms usually occur within 3 to 4 hangout dates and only worsen as the two people spend more time together. As of now there are no known cures except to "keep it real" from the get go.

Mary: Wow, jenna gave that guy her number last week and they hungout ONCE because she felt bad. Now he won't stop hitting her up.

Liz: Wow looks like she's got a bad case of the cuffing's disease

Ben: damnnn son look at jeff over there with that girl he brought home from minerva last week... they hooked up once and now she's buyin the kid gifts and shift.
Tom: looks like a case of the cuffing's disease

by -you know this August 23, 2011

Cuffing Season

Cuffing Season- A season in the Autumn and Winter months, Were a woman handcuffs a man of her fancy, And the captured have to do sexual favors for her and/or marry her.

Woman 1: I just Captured a man and made him marry me
Friend: yea?
Woman 1: without a prenup
Friend: You monster!
Woman 1: well its Cuffing Season
Friend: True, Tis the season of physical, and emotional domination over our male counterparts
Woman 1: Amen!

by Shinkdmeister November 3, 2018

Choffing

The art of choffing is for a female to vigorously pound herself at a rate of pace not normally known to man. Usually when the choff is finished, the womans hand is completely coated in a mix of cum and blood. Tasty.

Girl 1 (Phone) : Hey, you sound in pain, what's wrong?

Girl 2: Oh, i'm just choffing myself off, my vagina is caning!

by LewinsB April 24, 2011

Cuffing season

When it's so hot outside that people roll their sleeves up/cuff them.

I have to roll my sleeves up because it's so hot. It must be cuffing season.

by Bgbgbgbg August 3, 2016

Chuffin Nora

1)N. British term used, in an excalmatory fashion, to bring down the wrath of Chuck Norris.

Dang it, Chuffin Nora!!!

by Valdez November 7, 2007

Choffing

1. To take the piss, tease or make a joke

2. To flirt outrageously

1. Na bru, I didn't really see Angelina Jolie, I'm just choffing you!

2. Dude! She just showed you her boobs! She was totally choffing you!

by marsisafag March 9, 2010

chuffin

a super hairy chest. A chest muffin.

Brandon has a magnificent chuffin!

by Uhhhh, don't have one August 11, 2012