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Strathcona Christian Academy 

A semi-private Christian school in Sherwood Park also known as SCA. Kids who attend SCA are often richer and more white than those at other high schools in the Park. SCA is known for being “spoiled Christian kids” where you are either popular, a band kid, a Jesus freak or a druggie. Many parents send their children to SCA with the hopes that their rebellious attitudes will change. Little do the parents know that the rebellious kids become friends with the other rebels and their behaviour only worsens. Teachers believe that every kid can change so they try not to punish them too harshly. Majority of students get a high end car for their sweet 16 including Cadillac’s, Audi’s and BMW’s. Many kids have the “in” at the school if they’re parents teach there or make sizeable donations. Often, the kids who have the in are free to do whatever they want without penalty. A small group of students attend SCA from Kindergarten to Grade 12. These students are known as “lifers” and usually run the school by the time they hit grade 10. Fort Christian students come to SCA in Grade 10 and are disliked by all SCA students. They are seen as outcasts and are typically unwelcome. By graduation, there is around 100 kids in the graduating class with approximately 1 black kid and 2 asians; the rest are white. Students spend their entire time at SCA hating their lives and complaining about how they cannot wait to leave the school only to miss it when they attend University.
Kid: where do you go to school?
SCA Kid: Strathcona Christian Academy
Kid: where?
SCA Kid: SCA...
Kid: Oh yikes, that sucks. I’m really sorry to hear that.
SCA kid: It’s not too bad! I pulled the fire alarm last week and didn’t even get detention. Plus I haven’t gone to class in a week cause my dad teaches there and the principle is my uncle.
Kid: no way that’s sick. But still... you’re at SCA. Everyone knows Facey and ABJ are better.
SCA Kid: you’re right. I want out of this hell hole.

washington christian academy

A school in the area of Olney Maryland. Not in Washington DC. Don't go here. Its a hellhole.
Im stupid and I go to Washington Christian Academy

Friends with Christian Benefits 

A slightly tamer version of the secular term, Friends with Christian Benefits (FWCB) tend to be two friends who are

- not in a relationship with one another for spiritual reasons, despite a mutual attraction, and are not acting on this attraction;

and/or

- attracted to one another and, without being in a formal relationship, are acting on this attraction; but whose acting is limited to kissing. These FWBC may be conducted in secret.

Note: these two examples are not mutually exclusive, and such a couple can often swing between the two from time to time.
"Hey, are James and Hannah together?"
"It's complicated...I think they're FWCB."
"They're what?"
"You know...Friends with Christian Benefits."

Valley Christian High School

Private school located in Cerritos, CA. Full of stuck up people who are all fake. Principal looks like Peter Griffin. Ugly maroon and gold colors. You'll be an outcast if you're not dutch. Boring parties. Overpriced pizza.
"You need academic help? Fuck you."

"We love Jesus." -Valley Christian High School

christian coulson

The hunky actor most known for playing Tom Riddle in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Has also been in Horashio Hornblower and Little Britain.
Girl: Woah, that Christian Coulson is one mental orgasm!
Guy: Yeah, I'd go gay for him.

Grace Christian School 

Grace Christian School of Raleigh consists of the baddest muthafuckas in the southeast. Though grace lacks diversity consiting of rich whites and halfricans. The mascot is an eagle cuz its badass like the students that go there. Eagles like to get fucked up drinking 40's and smoking dope weed, just like the students and explains the meaning of the mascot. Eagles fly to get high and students cant fly so they just get high. either way you know your on eagle territory when you enter the parking lot, halfricans blastin trap music, broken 40's and pimps slangin dope. The sports teams are ill and do well except for the over hyped basketball team. But no matter what eagles are always boss. Overall its a good school, the dress code is there but everyone is to high to notice. Gotta love Grace!
GRACE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL

grace student 1: hey man i left my syringe in your car mind of i get it?

grace student 2: no problem man just make sure you share it in math class