A Chode To Spring

"A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.

Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky

Melting away the woolen clothes of winter

Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob

A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs

Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack

Revealing a butt crack

Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!

A fresh start for everyone

Except you, Andrew Glouberman.

by LouisianaMan69 May 29, 2021

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Bloagan The Chodegan

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.

Haha look at Bloagan the Chodegan

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

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chode pirate

One who searches for the chode. Also likes the chode.

Man, our baseball coach is such a chode pirate for making us run.

by JugglaJay83 June 5, 2004

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chodebag

someone that is a complete asshole or continuously annoys a group of people or is just plain annoying.

"God damn it that guy over there is such a chodebag!"

by daveyboy I May 27, 2008

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Chode Slam

The act of rapidly thrusting your hips foward and backward so as to create a succession of loud smacking sounds, caused by the violent contact between ballsack and chode. The term was originated in underground rap circles in Alameda, California near the turn of the 21st century. The chode slam has been identified by California physicians as the primary cause of bruisedchoditis. It has a special significance in that it was the first widespread pop culture term to shine light on the relationship between scrotum and chode, helping to clarify a highly disputed issue about the correct definition of chode.

"Well Phildini, at least one person in the audience was clapping." "No, that was just Mr. Seymore in the back doing the chode slam."

by Erik C. July 14, 2007

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