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Choad

Blake campbell has got a choad
by davep06 January 22, 2006
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Choade

Any man who does what is cool to score with women. A male who does not stay true to himself or his style. A puke enducing sell-out
Last year Mr. Brown had that kick ass long hair, but turned choade and shaved it off because a girl told him he would look better.
by Jason Frenczak June 27, 2003
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Choad

A person for whom no visual confimration is necessary to prove that their penis is, in fact, wider than it is long.
Colin and Sandy 'the pear shaped man'
by Kenyon February 8, 2003
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choad

A robin who is the son of an alder.
Robin Alderson is a friggin' choad.
by Richard October 22, 2004
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Choad

Noun; A phallus, or penis. Also known as the Chinese Choad.
"You can suck my choad."
by Spyder Edwards December 3, 2004
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Choad

A small/fat publess penis
Will:Look George is peeing in the corner again

Jamie:Thats because he doesnt want us to see his fat choad
by William Middleton April 30, 2005
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choad

a penis whose diameter is greater that the leangth as measured from the top.
A very short fat penis may be a choad, if indeed it is fat or short enough.
by char July 30, 2003
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