Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.
The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!
by Bukkake Bandits October 28, 2013
Get the chernobyl chili dogmug. When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.
Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!
Then he yells "SURPRISE"
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!
Then he yells "SURPRISE"
by penh June 6, 2009
Get the chili dog surprisemug. When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."
by Argonak April 15, 2008
Get the grand chili dogmug. the horror found inside a toilet that has been used by someone who has eaten too many chili dogs or other such carnival foods.
by irvinesucks August 31, 2007
Get the chili dog massacremug. When done properly, said person takes massive hot shit in between another persons ass cheeks, then proceeds to step two. Where he/she uses his or her endowed penis to fuck the butt crack filled with shit.
While wiping my ass my finger poked through the shit paper causing me to become increasingly horny, but my wife would not perform anal on me but was eager to give me a southern chili dog.
by TURDLANDER October 7, 2016
Get the Southern chili dogmug. I think the waiter was hitting on my wife when he said there was a special on the Boston Chili Dog and that shed have to go to the back to get it..
by mauricedashit December 29, 2009
Get the Boston Chili Dogmug. When one shits on a woman's chest during a nooner and titty fucks her. Cause the tits are the buns, the shits the chili and the dicks the dog. I wouldn't recommend eating this chilli dog
I was on my lunch break with a rager and gave my wife a chili dog lunch in the kitchen. The chili was extra spicy and piping hot.
by scarecrowgangbang August 22, 2011
Get the chili dog lunchmug.