Chicago is a city in the far northeastern part of the state of Illinois.
Known for is unbelievably corrupt
Politicians and Police force,the midwestern versions of the guido,absolute draining of the rest of the states tax money,toll roads,high
concentration of idiots and crackheads.
inhabitants known as:Chicagonads or Nigcagians to the downstaters.They are close in mental capacity to Texasinhabitants.
Loud,mouthy pisspumpers who come to Southern Illinois and buy lake of egypt property where they are
immediately:
1.screwed by every local contractor
2.Despised and laughed at by the locals
3.used as the punchline to every dumbass joke ever told
4.beat to a bloody pulp for popping off in local bars about how tough they are.
5.ripped off and sold every junk caddy, oldsmobile and farm tractor within a 50 mile radius.
Chicagonad"yea we usta beat those porta rikkans ta def up der"
Southern Illinoisian "Really..uhh
thats nice...Hey I've got a '62 Caddy with a blown motor and a old Ford tractor with
no wheels for sale for 10 grand"
Chicagonad" Sweet!!!!!
I'll take it
Southern Illinoisian" Cool.....Hey..My Buddies got an old Buick with a bad tranny for sale too"
Chicagonad" AWESOME!!!Get him on da fuggin phone"