Chet is the best suitcase. His belly button and nose hair will blow you away, literally. If you are lucky to run into a Chet don't forget to give him a cake, he will in return give you an all access pass to bridge.
Dylan: "Did you feel the lovely breeze coming from Chet's bellybutton today?"
Tim: "Mmmm, smells like popcorn."
Tim: "Mmmm, smells like popcorn."
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
Get the Chetmug. Aye Chet, Go Clean The Bathroom!
by KOLTY(LilSplashGordon) December 28, 2017
Get the CHETmug. by heygirllll March 30, 2025
Get the chetmug. Our house was defiled by a mysterious, and clearly fiber-rich regular, stranger wielding a tre-poo-chet.
by McKherj October 6, 2022
Get the Tre-poo-chetmug. Chet fucked your mom and sister!
by GOATSAVAGE87 April 25, 2019
Get the Chetmug. That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.
Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
by D Carver April 28, 2013
Get the Texas Chetmug. by McKherj October 4, 2022
Get the tre-poo-chetmug.