chato

In Portuguese, "chato" can mean "flat", "boring" or "annoying". It is also a slang term for "crabs" (pubic lice).

"I think that hooker gave me chatos, man."

by El Ñarro May 3, 2010

Chato

Mexican slang for being stoned/lit/high/gone/on cloud 9. Basically means you're stoned.

Friend: aayyy man are you chato?

You: Hell yea Im chato as a muthafucka!

by JVgravy March 13, 2015

Catonsville

A small town, where there are a bunch of skater guys. Everyone does drugs and has sex. Everyone knows each other. There are a lot of dumb sluts who wear Hollister. Everyone meets up at Opies to smoke, skate, or be gay. People also meet up at Hillcrest to do the same things. There are too many annoying little kids and too many dumb teenagers who are too skinny and walk every where.

Skater Guy #1: Let's go smoke.
Skater Guy #2: Fuck yes.

Catonsville.
"a place to skate"

by Marilyn Cullen June 26, 2008

Catonese

The official 'language' of cats.

catonese : Mew meow mew mew mew mowwww mew mow mow mew mow mow

translation

Cats rule, Dogs are a mans best chinese meal.

by samir z December 19, 2005

Chato

A "Chato" is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He values family and loves little kids. There's a goofy side to him, but most of the time he's quiet and reserved. He must get to know a person before he opens up to them. When he falls in love, he does everything he can to care for his girl and love her. The best gift he can give to her is his heart. He's sweet, tender, and kind. Though he may not admit it, he is pretty competitive and likes a challenge. He can be very scatter-brained at times, but he can also be extremely focused. BEWARE if he is focused on you...chances are you will find yourself lost in his deep, dark eyes. He is a loyal friend, and you can always trust a "Chato."

Girls: Whoa, who is that dude?! He's so mysterious and really cute! How come he doesn't say much?

Best Friend: Because you have to get to know Chato first to see how awesome he is.

by rockspebblesseashells February 10, 2013

Chatonality

A person who has more personality while chatting online than they do in person

Cindy has no personality whatsoever, but as soon as she is logged in she has a great chatonality! Last week I had to hang up the phone with her and start talking to her on messenger so I wouldn't be bored out of my mind.

by Abeja December 15, 2008

Chacon

Chocolate bacon!

"Oh man I could really go for some chacon right now!"

by foodluvr20020 August 24, 2009