Charitable Disguise

A ridiculous orange comb-over used to hide a dick or asshole. This is the kind of thing you'd see on a politician whose proper place is on a street corner with a pet monkey doing tricks on a mini piano hoping for so much as a sideways glance.

I just saw our boy D Dog stiff elementing himself in the corner. I wish he'd at least put a charitable disguise over that thing.

by Sherbert A. July 29, 2020

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Charity

Charity is just a girl who wants people to understand and love her. She has gone through many things in her life and is ready to feel wanted. She is a fairly attractive girl with a huge heart. She is passionate for the things she love and do. Charity is probably one of the best things you could ask for in your life because she understand.

Person 1: Are you alright?
Charity: Yeah, I’m just fine. But really, how are you?
Person 1: Thank you for asking..I have really been down in the dumps lately and...

by eggkid May 31, 2020

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Charity Worker

Someone, usually a friend or an acquaintance, that will get you off or have sex with you when you need to bust a nut or need to get railed.

I had to see my charity worker last night. My balls were full and needed to be emptied.

My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.

by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020

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