chump charity

Getting money from your parents for doing nothing like a spoiled bitch

John: I just got paid twenty dollars from my parents for no reason

Greg: Sounds more like chump charity to me

by Sitykid5 October 4, 2016

chug bleach for charity

Chugging bleach (preferably Clorox or Tide) for charity.

Timmy: Hey mom! I'm gonna go chug bleach for charity!
Mom: have fun son, now don't kys.

by Timmy/Mat lmao May 18, 2016

charity shop

a shop which people donate there unwanted junk to inorder for some poor etheopian kid to benifit from the sale.

a charity shop is my number one source for incomplete jigsaw puzzles

by ally pow January 6, 2006

charmin

Something fun to squeeze. However, squeezing the charmin results in harassment from a certain Mr. Whipple.

Lady: It's so soft, so SQUEEZABLY soft!
Mr. Whipple: Please, don't squeeze the charmin!

by Charmin Squeezer June 17, 2004

charity shop

British equivalent to the USA's "thrift store".

"The band's clothes look like they were nicked from the local charity shop."

by Nupe January 6, 2004

do some charity work

To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.

Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"
Dave: "See that ugly cunt over the way?"
Mark: "Yeah???"
Dave: "Well, Steve fancies her mate so I'm going to do a spot of charity work!"

by danarky June 5, 2003

prince charming syndrome

(noun)- when girls get so caught up in romatic movies, books and songs that they actually beleive that boys act like that in real life. after then get disappointed time after time it get mad at boys are turn bitter.when really serve turns into frog prince syndrome

Girl: Why don't you act like Noah from "The Notebook"?
Boy: Damn, cuz he aint real
Girl: :(
Boy: you got some prince charming syndrome.

by MissBossB August 19, 2009