Charity

Broke people who are too lazy to do a damn thing, they always rely on the government to give them money.

Carl: DONATE TO CHARITY!
Bob: What makes you think that people are gonna donate to those lazy fuckers?
Carl: People who have a heart!!!
Bob: Well I guess I don't have a heart then.

by Nickname7585 November 7, 2015

dirty charity

Upon Meetings new people thinking to one's self: Now that's a Face I can sit on!

Did you think he was handsome?

Yes, that a Dirty Charity!!
What? Now that's a Face I can sit on!!

by SmokeN'Red February 27, 2019

charity work

selling more than $4 worth of piss at a lemonade stand

"i did some charity work last weekend and nobody notcied"

by ruff April 29, 2004

Charity

Charity can be a bad bitch but she is is the best thing that will ever happened to you. Charity is hot but she dont know it. She knows how to play with ur heart but wont cuz shes loyal af. Play with her heart u know her friends will back her up.

Popular Girl: Charity is such a bitch

Charity's hot bf: what u say bout my queen

by Catchesfeelingsfasterthanu April 17, 2020

charity fuck

plowing the snot out of some chick just cause she looked like she could have used a good stiff cock in her ass.

Hey look at that fugly chick at the end of the bar.
yeah but she has some big ole titties!
well shell be a charity fuck later on tonight.

by tony January 24, 2004

feel good charity

When you do something for charity more to make yourself feel good than to actually change anything.

Someone giving a homeless person a free meal for xmas, and then doing nothing the rest of the following months, is feel good charity. It benefits in the very short term, and mostly does nothing, or even make things worse in the long term.

by skayjay January 27, 2012

charity sigh

Charity sigh--a sigh done in a public place, done by an individual who has an audience. Usually the sigher is working on a frustrating task such as homework, or on a slow moving computer.

Ted is pretty easy to spot in the library. He often lets out a charity sigh to let everyone know of his "woe is me" problem.

by Boggler March 10, 2004