certified hood classic

anything that has this quote will be a classic.

man 1: yo have you listen to this song

man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man

man 1: but this is a certified hood classic

by Rlzonx December 7, 2021

cerutti

the italian word for bad ass

that greaser thinks he's a total cerutti

by the game 99 November 3, 2009

Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

Birth Certificate

A Receipt for the skeet.

I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.

by soulocutz August 26, 2011

cerotito

Proper definition translated from Spanish to English is 'small turd'. People from Central America (Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua) are known for using the word 'cerotito'. Often used to address little children or someone who is considered 'smaller' than average size. Cerotito can also be used as a way of communicating with other fellow Central Americans like the word 'Cerote'

Vas a ver cerotito. (You will see little shit)

Puta! Ese cerotito esta listo! (That little shit is always ready)

cerote

by Real Man August 31, 2012

certitude

The scientific version of the word certainty

Shepard Smith (when describing lewd Anthony Wiener underpants pictures): Something of this nature, that uh.. belongs on your person or doesn't, and not be - have any certitude about whether it is yours but uh when you've lived with certain things all your life you know you think eventually you probably know. what's yours.
Befuzzled blond: Well-

by paralizedhummingbird February 20, 2014

certifag

One who is a certified, without a doubt, faggot.

You're a certifag you know

by Wokeman100 June 24, 2017