celenemy

A celebrity who you've never met, but you have incredible hatred for, to the point you consider them an enemy, whether it's because they've wronged you personally or because you can't stand them as a person, and every time you turn the TV on you see their stupid face grinning back at you.

Wil Wheaton was Sheldon's celenemy on The Big Bang Theory.

by thisisScoMan May 14, 2010

celinex

(of a person) homosexual (used especially of a man).

celinex likes to moan

by s_altyclappedyou October 10, 2020

Vacuum Cleaner

Something to clean dust with or for pleasure if you enjoy the ultimate sucking experience

Mom: Son, have you seen the Vacuum Cleaner?

Son: I’m busy using it!

Mom: but I already cleaned your room earlier!

by YaBoiJesus July 17, 2019

celene

X out I'm going to kick your ass part, Its a hott girl that you don't see every day that makes you want to jack off right on the spot..

Celene makes me horny.

by Cow March 22, 2004

porno cleaner

When a (close) friend gets rid of your porn before someone that shouldn't know discovers.
If you want a decent funeral, make sure that a friend removes all the porn from your home. Otherwise your near and dear might find out secrets about you...

Before I had my operation, I asked X if he could be my porno cleaner. He accepted, but wanted to borrow some things.

by B. E. Morton June 14, 2006

Vacuum cleaner

An appliance or apparatus that sucks current particles of dirt specks or dust. Vacuum cleaners have a tube that can also suck couch filth.

OMG a vacuum cleaner.

by JulianDB January 1, 2017

cleveland steam cleaner

The act of pissing the shit off your partners chest after performing a Cleveland Steamer.

"I knew her roommate would be home soon so I called Stanley Steamer to see if they do Cleveland steam cleaners... They don't"

by Steamer Stanley September 23, 2016