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coconads

an extremely large set of balls. A portmanteau of the word coconuts and gonads.
Heavens above Felix. That gentleman has a small todger but look at the girth of his coconads.
by leopolis July 7, 2010
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Coconut Bus

A people mover or van that is always full of loads of pacific island natives on New Zealand roads. The vast majority of them are missing their WoF and/or registration. Most of the drivers don't even have licences to drive and don't wear safety belts. They emit gases from both the exhaust and from inside the vehicle due to the large consumption of KFC every Sunday after church.
Person 1: "Do you want KFC for lunch?"
Person 2: "Nah, the drive thru and car park are clogged with coconut buses."
by freddy_boi November 22, 2011
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da coconut nut

A song by Smokey Mountain about the benefits of the coconut tree.
Da coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, Da coconut nut is a big, big nut
But it's delicious nut is not a nut

It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family

There are so many uses of the coconut tree
You can build a bigger house for the family
All you need is to find a coconut man
If he cuts the tree, he gets the fruit free

It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family

The coconut bark for the kitchen floor
If you save some of it, you can build the door
Now, the coconut trunk, do not throw this junk
If you save some of it, you'll have the second floor

The coconut wood is very good
It can stand 20 years if you pray it would
Now, the coconut fruit, to tell you the truth
You can throw it or use it as firewood

The coconut leaves good shade it gives
For the roof, for the walls up against the eaves
Now, the coconut fruit, say my relatives
Make good cannonballs up against the eaves

It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family

The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But it's delicious nut is not a nut

It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family

It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family

It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
by CaptainTimo January 16, 2017
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ʒ Coconut Hookup

When ʒ Coconuts Hookup a sleep over and get carried away and have sex
Hey guys wanna have a ʒ Coconut hookup tonight?
by Ȝ July 18, 2019
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Coconut Creek

A Chill ass little city in south Florida. Pretty much in the middle of every thing. (pompano, deerfield, parkland, margate) Most of the people that live in creek are pretty chill but there are allot of people that "are" gangster. But you cant be gangster if you live in a half million dollar house right? There isn't much to do in creek except for sable pines park and the promenade (which was a huge failure because of the lack of a movie theater) Creek is also pretty stoner friendly. And the beach is a 10 min drive. All in all creek is a nice town but there isn't much to do for the younger population unless you can get a ride out to the surrounding areas. Btw the local police force is filled with bored underpaid pricks that never let you slide. So if your on foot.......just run
Ayyyyee were gonna go hit up some dudes in Coconut Creek and smoke a blunt and wreak some havoc. You down?
by I Love Creek March 11, 2010
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coconut malled

YoU jUsT GoT cocOnUt maLlEd SeNd ThIS to A frIend To CocoNuT mall ThEM
today i will show my dick *camera goes down* YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED
by stupid idiot dumbo February 5, 2021
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Coconut

Spelling out coconut with your hips while riding a dick
Girl im tryna coconut my man
by Sexguru24:7 July 16, 2019
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