Citationeer

Citationeers are the kind of people who cry out for citations every time their point is being attacked for no good reason other than to overwhelm their opponent with a burden of proof instead of researching the information themselves.

T: I think traps are gay

Smartie pants: Where’s your proof? I see none so I guess you’re just shitposting and need to gtfo. I need this much scientific evidence for me to believe your claim otherwise you’re retarded and a burden to the smart individuals like I.
T: shit l, we got ourselves a fellow citationeer.

by SirWav May 28, 2018

catatonic

One who has smoked to much marijuana and is beyond the highest point ever reached in (he/she)'s marijuana experienced.

The highest point that can be reached when smoking marijuana.

Forrest - Dude, Dave was Catatonic last night
John - I Know! he was on his ass.

by DJ_MaTRIX September 4, 2008

Caution

Describes people who have no sense, do crazy things or get you into trouble by association.

Is Billy standing on roof of the KFC again? That boy is a caution.

by cherylrae April 23, 2008

self castration

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.

I will self castration myself.

by Darnie June 25, 2004

What in Carnation

A NASCAR meme god, Comment king.

*stone head intensifies*

"Here before What in Carnation" is a common phrase in the comment section for NASCAR YouTube videos.

by elm333331 July 23, 2019

pseudo-citation

The act of using an inappropriate source or citation when writing a document.

When you're supposed to write a scholarly, scintific document for some academic institution but instead you write it based on opinion. You would use a pseudo-citation by citing a random book or website to make it look like you did research.

by DesPERRYado November 8, 2004

caution

A funny person; someone who makes you laugh

Oh Brittany, you're such a caution!

by Kishona March 15, 2008