Put a dash or allot of something spicy on the end of your condom; ben-gay, tiger balm, daves insanity sauce, etc. Tag the heifer from behind, then hold on to those love handles as long as necessary. Stuff some hay in her mouth, so as not to wake the neighborhood.
I gave your sister the cattle prod the other night, now she won't even look at me. Oh, and tell your parents to put some tobasco on the shopping list.
by Larry Stevens June 28, 2005
by Big Ed February 06, 2020
(v.) to start beef with someone in a slow, brooding manner.
Compared to starting beef, raising cattle tends to be a more open and controlled grudge-holding process. It must be nurtured over a long period, like cattle on a farm, and can last several years.
Eventually, however, the grudge-holders may slaughter their cattle and convert it to beef. At this moment, they grudge-holders might begin tussling at a pre-game, heckling each other on campus, or fist-fighting in the middle of the quarterly marketing meeting.
Compared to starting beef, raising cattle tends to be a more open and controlled grudge-holding process. It must be nurtured over a long period, like cattle on a farm, and can last several years.
Eventually, however, the grudge-holders may slaughter their cattle and convert it to beef. At this moment, they grudge-holders might begin tussling at a pre-game, heckling each other on campus, or fist-fighting in the middle of the quarterly marketing meeting.
by nolandc September 20, 2019
Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only
by Junkmanjoe April 03, 2022
by cometsoccer July 03, 2009
concrete barrier construction detour where you are driving and have concrete barriers on both sides of your vehicle
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
Another name for jet bridge, or movable jetway, used for boarding aircraft.
The name comes from the fact that they are used to move large herds of cattle from the boarding gate to the aircraft.
The name comes from the fact that they are used to move large herds of cattle from the boarding gate to the aircraft.
by Braniff747 September 28, 2012