Caputo

A Fat version of a skinny kid.

That kid Thomas is such a Caputo.

by JimmyBobby August 5, 2007

capslockalypse

typing a meandering babble and accidentally or purposefully turning caps lock on ....

we were in a game of wow and suddenly, in general chat... the capslockalypse hit ... it was a moronothon.

by skar23 April 3, 2011

Capulus

The Latin word for a delicious drink that, upon taste, makes any person's day better; in other words, coffee.

I was having a horrible day up until I drank some Capulus Coffee. It's impossible to be sad after drinking it.

by MG HAmmer November 20, 2019

ben capolongo

A disabled handsome ud whi would suck dick and does but secretly would like ur dad

girl: ur hndsome ben

Ben: I like dick and im ben capolongo

by Ben Capolongo December 1, 2021

capslock

to be really angry

Man, that store charged me $20 instead of the advertised $15, and I didn't check the receipt until I got home. I'm so capslock right now!

by c-gabe November 21, 2009

Capslols

When you make fun of people that forget to turn off their capslock, either write in caps with shift.

Him:"HELLO???"
You:"CAPSLOLS."

by Whootie March 26, 2007

The Caputo

A gravity defying hair style, acceptable for wear by only the most confident, cocky, narsasistic of NCOs. The upward, right "swoop" can only be defined as perfection.

Barber: What can I do for you?
Customer: I would like "the Caputo."

by Dcap October 8, 2014