butt captain

Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.

"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.

by ktrane June 18, 2004

Captain Cunt

One who exhibits extreme cunt-like tendencies and behavior. Captain of all cunts.

"Captain Cunt needs to drop the attitude before I bitch slap her in the face"

by yourmomlovesit July 28, 2009

Captain Blocker

A man who blocks people.

if you are blocked by @AuthenticCap on twitter, you fucked up

he used to be called Captain Blocker before AuthenticCap

who is Captain Blocker and why has he blocked me?

by breadhasnotaste May 23, 2018

Captain

a word used by 9-gaggers to ask something they don't understand clearly
this so called "Captain" also has to fly away in the end of his/her post

op: *posts a gif from a movie*
9-gagger: from which movie is that gif?
another 9-gagger: Captain here! the gif is from the movie "Interstellar" *Flies away*

by a person you don't care about December 19, 2014

Lizzy Caplan

Very cool and beautiful actress from the movies, "Mean Girls" and "Cloverfield". She has appeared on the shows, "The Class," "True Blood," and is currently on the Starz original "Party Down."

Did you see that episode of Party Down last night? Yea, that Lizzy Caplan is so cool.

by Carp singer August 27, 2009

Captain Save a Ho

A man who is insecure with his ability to get women that he seeks out women who are "damaged goods" for whatever reason (usually because of men treating them bad). This man treats them well and tries to be their Prince Charming in the hopes that the woman will fall for him in spite of his attractiveness or other downfalls. He thinks this is the only way he can find love.

My friend Chris thinks he is ugly and that regular women won't be into him. So he looks for women who were abused, deserted, or cheated on. Then he treats them really well thinking that they'll fall for him. Chris is such a Captain Save a Ho.

by TheTruth6998 November 22, 2010

Captain Scarlet

Classic mid 1960's Supermarination television series. The story follows Captain Scarlet and international agency 'Spectrum' in their fight against the Martians-The Mysterons. The Mysterons whose home planet is Mars were originally attacked by a Spectrum squad who were doing routine patrols whilst on Mars. The unprovoked attack by Spectrum launched an all out war in wich The Mysterons swore they would revenge.
Captain Scarlet is not so much 'invincible' as he actually regenerates. He can die, yet comes back to life shortly afterwards.

Captain Scarlet:OMG!!!?!1 WTF!!1 TEHERS MYSTRONS LOL WIT WE GOIN DO?!?/
Captain Blue:Well, I'm not sure Captain, it's your show. Aren't you invisible or something?
Captain Scarlet:OH YEAH! LAMO ROLF LOL LOL !!!11111!!!

by steve aled January 18, 2007