having the hottest and sexiest hands on the plant. they’re so hot that they look good doing anything.
by 5sosaddicted🖤 April 23, 2021
by Borrison the Wise April 30, 2016
Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum✨
More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨
More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.
Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.
Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((
by Fakebetch_Revenge November 04, 2020
by Henry jk November 05, 2015
Calum Hoodism is the uncommon condition, typically found in teenage girls or 22 year old who love the band 5SOS (5 seconds of summer). This condition causes the person to be obsessed/in love with the bass player, talk about him more often than not, stalk socials, have dozens of photos of them.. you get the point.
Person with condition: "omg did you hear?! 5SOS are going on tour, oh my god I get to see that sexy mf Calum Hood!"
normal person: "oh cool!"
PWC: "Omg I loveeeee him, everything about him is perfect, his smile, hands, voice, h-"
normal person: "oh my god, do you ever shut up about him?"
PWC: "no... I have Calum Hoodism"
normal person: "oh cool!"
PWC: "Omg I loveeeee him, everything about him is perfect, his smile, hands, voice, h-"
normal person: "oh my god, do you ever shut up about him?"
PWC: "no... I have Calum Hoodism"
by 5SOS>>You May 28, 2023
calum
this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch
this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch
“ew look at that guy he looks like such a fucking Calum”
“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”
“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”
by iknowyourtruth February 04, 2024
A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.
by Evo0 June 10, 2019