Cadbury Egg

A sexual act in which a male ejaculates into a chocolate egg and his partner subsequently eats it.

Samantha wanted a Cadbury Egg last night, but we didn't have any chocolate

by Trevor519 December 9, 2008

Cadbury Creme Egg

A friend you only see once a year, and always hang out with just long enough to remember that you actually hate him.

"I ran into Greg at the bar and he hung around all night talking about corporate personhood. Dude is such a Cadbury Creme Egg."

by OneBadMother January 26, 2010

Cadbury Cream Pie

When a rabbit drops a hot load in your mouth.

Dude, your rabbit just gave me a Cadbury Cream Pie

by Craig March 9, 2005

Cadbury's Creme Egg

To simultaneously defecate, urinate and ejaculate into ones own pants.

Nurse, I appear to have Cadbury's Creme Egged myself.

by ---V--- June 22, 2011

Cadburys creme smeg

To cut top off creme egg, scoop out filling, replace with mans milk squeezed out of the backside of a willing participant, replace top of egg and put in freezer until chocolate sets. Wrap back up in foil wrapper. That's how I eat mine!

Would anyone like a cadburys creme smeg?
Hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
That tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)

by Mingaling April 17, 2009

Cadbury Egg

Anal sex on Easter.

While we were cleaning up Easter dinner she asked me to bend her over the table and give her a Cadbury Egg.

by Benny Siegel April 21, 2019

Cadbury Beef Fondue

As coined by the hosts of the podcast It’s a Bit Shit a Cadbury Beef Fondue is the act of doing a poo into your consenting partner’s mouth and then having them give you a blowjob with their mouth still full of fecal matter.

“Aaron, I saw Peter last night! Best Cadbury Beef Fondue ever!”

by NunsAnus June 29, 2021