el cantador mode

being so hardcore about a band that it becomes your life to promote and basically stalk that band until everyone you know loves them. then you move on to the next band.

Dude, he just found out about Johnny Apple Eyes and is in total el cantador mode about it.

by e.hayes March 30, 2010

Poor Fellow's Canteen

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.

John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born

by fellowman12 January 26, 2011

Cantalope

The melon of the future

Mom: Want some cantalope?
Kids: No
Mom:But its the melon of the future

by Josie lynn July 25, 2011

I Cant Tell It

Another way of saying I dont know.

I was gone try 2 see if she wanted to come 2 da house 2night... But I cant tell it...

by Kae-Cee November 6, 2009

cantaloupes

(n). term for the firm, round, melon-like breasts of a female.

Damn. I'd like to check those cantaloupes for ripeness.

by heater_i_mean_heather March 4, 2009

cant see dick

When you cannot see what you are looking at clearly

1cant see dick with my windows tinted this dark and i almost backed off in that pond

2 Matt hit me in the eye with the paddle now i cant see dick

by Wade and Brent October 18, 2008

wrote a check your ass cant cash

talking trash that one cant back up

you just wrote a check your ass cant cash

by tornado947 March 24, 2003