master bates

a character in Oliver Twist's name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master.
and hence we have master bates

(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)

"That when the Dodger, and his accomplished friend Master Bates..."
-Oliver Twist

by i. M. Cold April 14, 2010

Master Bates

A good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. People usually don't get it til they say it aloud.

Hello. I am Master Bates. How are you?

by MaddiW. March 30, 2009

Bates College

Bates College is an elite liberal arts school located in Southern Maine. It's student population tends to be very outdoorsy, athletic, friendly and academically focused. Batesies have many great traditions and know how to have fun!!

You didnt want to be an elitest at Bowdoin or go to boondocks of Colby...so attend the best Maine school- Bates College!

by awesome1234bates March 2, 2010

that bites

That bites, a slang term for "that sucks". This slang is usually used by awesome people, but very few people use it.

Jim: Dude, my cat shit on my floor.

Derek: Bro, that bites.

Jim: I got some on my hands.

Derek: Don't bite that.

by I Am Chad April 18, 2016

Gill Bates

The complete opposite if Bill Gates, who has failed at running Sicromoft and is billions of dollars in debt because he didnt steal Apple's OS system to improve on it.

Gill Bates... What a fucker

by James Lowe December 7, 2004

sound byte hoe

Anyone who only gets on tv to give a worthless opinion about a major topic just to be relevant

45 will do and say anything about sports but refuses to address real issues. He's such a sound byte hoe.

by Tricktionary September 27, 2017

mosquito bites

When one's tatas are so small they look similar to mosquito bites. The chick in a group of girls with the smallest bazooms.

Wow Teresa you don't even need a bra for them mosquito bites!

by LindseyHarris October 20, 2006