buttermelon

A hypothetical fruit that exists in the mind of very disturbed, sad people diagnosed with a disability known as buttermelonitis. Unfortunately, many identify them to be synonymous with bananas, but they clearly are not because: 1) bananas taste nothing like butter; 2) bananas belong in the same family as berries, not melons; and 3) any food with a "butt" in it is probably a chair, sofa, or couch and not edible.

"I packed a buttermelon for lunch today."
"Someone call 911! This man has buttermelonitis!"

by redgelatin April 18, 2018

Buttcrime

A generic term referring to any offense commited anally E.g. rape, molestation etc. Usually a buttcriminal, one who commits buttcrimes, can be identified on sight by a thick moustache, skinny physique, and tight pants (pants colored anything but brown, black or blue on a skinny moustached man assure buttcriminality)

Fred: See that starbucks barista?
Joe: with the moustache??
Fred: yeah! he was convicted of 3rd degree buttcrime! thats butt felony !
Joe: He's a buttcriminal? i thought he was just a hipster.
Fred: same thing.

by BigNig69 December 31, 2012

buttface

Someone who accidentally or purposefully butt dials another person using Facetime. Used to describe the person who initiated the butt dialing.

My face time came up with a blue blurry image and mumbled talking, it must be a buttface.

by Japhettheprophet February 22, 2017

Buttfacefartwrigglypuffmajigger

A buttfacefartwrigglypuffmajigger is a long word used in primary schools to insult someone's origin or them

"your such a buttfacefartwrigglypuffmajigger"

by Cacharararadontosaurus April 21, 2017

Buttface

Used by little kids, when angry

Buttface- asshole, in a child's dictionary

Billy- ewwwwww! You have cooties! Gross!

Ava-Stop being such a butthead
The other kids- gasp! 😲

by I just fared, it stinks August 11, 2017

Buttface

A more polite and kid friendly term for asshole

Ha ya fuckin cunt

Well you-you buttface!

by GNAG GNAG September 6, 2018

Buttface

its when u look at your butt and says its your face

hey buttface

by cat lover 01621 December 17, 2018