burt goldman 

A leading quantum leaper

Burt Goldman is a teacher of quantum leaping.

burt goldman by holig September 8, 2014

Burt's Cheese 

When you're beezing and you get that mad facial you get that burt's cheese

Jeremih: Yo did you hear Eli hooked up with that pooptart last night?
Nick: Yeah, I heard he gave her that burt's cheese

Burt's Cheese by OG Cheesebone January 7, 2019

Burt Hummel

Greatest father ever

“Burt Hummel is the definition of character development”

Burt Hummel by burthummelforpresident2020 October 23, 2020

Burt Gummer 

A survivalist and expert graboid hunter.

Burt Gummer is a man who has been called many things, but he is truly a survivalist.

Burt Gummer by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024

Grumpy Burt 

A form of being Hangry, a complete disdain for food that doesn't turn up on time.

"I know your breakfast was late, but don't be a Grumpy Burt"

Grumpy Burt by Calculon-Prime November 8, 2020

Dirty Burt Reynolds 

when you bang a slut in the ass and wipe your shlong on her upper lip.

Ever hear of a dirty Sanchez?Imagine a dirty Burt Reynolds.

avian: Dude was that what I think it was?

jimbo:yep had to give her a dirty Burt Reynolds!! Filthy dirty pig!!

Dirty Burt Reynolds by planbela January 28, 2011

Dirt Burt 

Someone who’s mind is in the gutter constantly, normally the leader and instigator of sexual profanities.

AKA - a trotter.

My god that person is such a dirt burt, they think of nothing else.

Dirt Burt by PatrickB November 3, 2005