Bacteriophilia

n. Bacteriophilia: The sexual arousal to bacterial sexual intercourse, or other such erotic events.

n2. Bacteriophile: One who possesses traits similar to that of bacteriophilia; most commonly found in sick bastards with questionable fetishes.

adj. Bacteriophiliatic: Of or relating to bacteriophilia.

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Just remember: Rule 34.

There's most likely bacteria porn on the internet now, if it hasn't been made already.

Guy 1: "Dude, check this shit out!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, shit! Where'd you find this shit?!"
Guy 1: "Don'cha know?! It's the new trend!"
Guy 2: "Bacteriophilia is SOOOO much hawter than blond girls with big boobs!"
Guy 1: "IKR?"
Guy 2: "Oh wow, look at this... Here comes the bacteriophage... Virualosity is SOOO not cool, man. Not cool"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let's gtfo before mom catches us"

by Netugi January 13, 2011

Vaginal Bacteria

Abbreviate victorian bitter and take the VB and then change it to Vaginal Bacteria. what a delicacy :)

grab me a bottle of vb, MATE.

by JESSY & BRADDO January 3, 2005

Bacterial

What happens when a viral video gets old, but refuses to die.

I've seen that ninja cat video so many times it's GOT to be bacterial by now!

by SonOfALink April 21, 2009

Bacterium

Bacterium is a bi-gendered creature, most often found in zombies. It is most often pink, but oftentimes green.

"Dude, I can't tell whether thats a girl or a boy!"
"Yep, thats a total bacterium..."

by FelixPhoenix October 15, 2006

buachaill bó

Irish for cow boy

giddyup buachaill bó

by anon January 29, 2004

Blactor

A black actor who was once known as a good artist, whether it be a good comedian, musician, or movie actor, that has now become recognized as a talentless hack who keeps regurgitating shitty movies. Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, and Ice Cube would all be categorized as blactors.

"Eddie Murphy is the worst blactor I've ever seen!"

"Remember when Martin Lawrence made decent movies? Now he's just a no talent blactor."

by DirtySyko August 14, 2008

bactard

A retard who obsesses over bacon.

Stupid Caffe bactards are talking about squeezable bacon again.

by Bactard/Glutard H8R April 8, 2009