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Brofest in Bed

What you get the morning after a fourgy or moregy while everyone is still naked and a guy or guys are waking up hungry with morning wood.

The bro stink makes everyone randickulously horny and everyone kicks in to make boy butter for the pancakes.

(Refers to any gender crush situation)
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"Kitchens trashed Dwizzle."

"No worries li'l bro... Bacon and eggs are already cookin' right here. It's Brofest in bed this morning~ Pass the butter for these man-cakes."
by Sterling Arch March 24, 2011
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brofest

Hip-Hop duo out of Price William County, Northern Virginia (Nova) consisting of Dylan Fant primarily on beats and guitar and Jimmy Ford on lead vocals. So illy
I love that Brofest song "How Do I Feel?" because i also enjoy posting up chillen on saturday nights with a brew and my crew
by Illa MC April 14, 2009
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Brotesting

The act of males openly rejecting ideas of outdated, emasculating, or dinegrating depictions of masculinity, particularly as they are portrayed through media.
I am brotesting that brand of detergent because their commercials depict dads as bumbling idiots incapable of doing laundry.
by BareKnuckledThinkerUpper December 22, 2018
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Brotist

A being that interferes with the chill lifestyle of a bro or bros within a bromance; should be making sandwiches anyway.
Dude you need to get that brotist chick off your back! She's holding you back from the wonder that is pokemon.
by 1337cuatro December 1, 2010
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brotential

adj:

Having the potential to host a good brodate with you and your boy(s).
bro 1: "Yo homie, you see that new strip club that opened up on Main Street?"

bro 2: "Yeah Bro, I hear it serves steak sandwiches with shredded hasbrowns for lunch."

bro 1: "Dude, that place has serious brotential. Lets go."
by k_lub February 22, 2011
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brotastic

A portmanteau of brother and fantastic.
adjective –
imaginative or fanciful brothers or men in a brother-type relationship.
extraordinarily good brother-type relationship.
extraordinarily good music/performance by/for people in a brother-type relationship.
I have a brotastic relationship with the last guy I dated before I came out as a lesbian: I actually call him my lezbro now!
by Lezbro50309 February 23, 2015
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Brocest

When two people within a friendship group, especially two men within a fraternity, start dating and make hanging out as a group feel really weird
Ricky: dude it feels so weird since Johnnie and Marko started dating
Jo-dog: thats homophobic brah!
Ricky: nah dude, its not the gay thing, its just... *gazes off into middle distance* ...thats /brocest/ man
by Skadylan April 18, 2015
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