Anthony Bourdain; noun, adj.
Anthony Bourdain is an author, chef, and television host. This is ironic because he is also Satan. He is one of the baddest motherfuckers to grace television. His books are well written, conscious, and can be quite humorous. His restraunt, Les Halles, serves amazing French cuisine and is located in New York. He has/had two television shows. The first being "A Cook's Tour" on the Food Network. The second show, "No Reservations", being an almost exact copy, but far better and is still being aired with new seasons being filmed.
On his shows he is known for eating way to much (yet being tall and skinny), smoking excessively, and getting drunk most everywhere he goes. He can also be extremely obnoxious and arrogant when doing any of these three things.
He has also eaten some very nasty things. Andrew Zimmern cannot even stand in the same ring with this guy. Bourdain once ate a Wild Hog's anus while in Namibia.
Anthony Bourdain is an author, chef, and television host. This is ironic because he is also Satan. He is one of the baddest motherfuckers to grace television. His books are well written, conscious, and can be quite humorous. His restraunt, Les Halles, serves amazing French cuisine and is located in New York. He has/had two television shows. The first being "A Cook's Tour" on the Food Network. The second show, "No Reservations", being an almost exact copy, but far better and is still being aired with new seasons being filmed.
On his shows he is known for eating way to much (yet being tall and skinny), smoking excessively, and getting drunk most everywhere he goes. He can also be extremely obnoxious and arrogant when doing any of these three things.
He has also eaten some very nasty things. Andrew Zimmern cannot even stand in the same ring with this guy. Bourdain once ate a Wild Hog's anus while in Namibia.
Cody: Dude, I saw Anthony Bourdain on my trip to New York!
Brian: Bullshit. He wouldn't talk to a faggot like you.
Cody: Good point, but he is still awesome.
Brian: Don't tell me shit I already know, Captain Obvious.
Brian: Bullshit. He wouldn't talk to a faggot like you.
Cody: Good point, but he is still awesome.
Brian: Don't tell me shit I already know, Captain Obvious.
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He led his girlfriend to a room with chains, leather, and rope and told her to tie herself up. He left, and waited. She tied her ankles together, then blindfolded and gagged herself, then buckled the collar and wrist straps and waited. He came in naked soon after, and stripped her. He saw the gag and thought it was to prevent oral penetration, and he was right. He tore it out of her mouth, slapped her ass over and over, and then plugged her mouth with his cock. He had her suck for as long as she could handle, all the while feeling immense pleasure, and cumming into her willing mouth. He then pulled her out by the collar and jammed the gag back in. She was sure at this point he was done, but he was not. After a few moments, she found herself ankles tied to the floor and wrists to the wall. Suddenly, she felt an urge in her pussy. He was there, hard as ever, and she pushed towards him. He at first teased her, pulling back, then out of no where plunged in, stroking with all of his great force. She was so wet and almost ready to orgasm. He was hard and about to burst with pleasure with her. With a final effort of masculine power and an indescribable feminine to match, the pair orgasmed together feeling the amazing sensation, glad to be sharing it with eachother. He made a few more strokes, and when he was totally spent, relaxed, the two breathing heavily as he untied her. The smiled and lightly kissed, and then fell asleep, still embracing eachother.
He led his girlfriend to a room with chains, leather, and rope and told her to tie herself up. He left, and waited. She tied her ankles together, then blindfolded and gagged herself, then buckled the collar and wrist straps and waited. He came in naked soon after, and stripped her. He saw the gag and thought it was to prevent oral penetration, and he was right. He tore it out of her mouth, slapped her ass over and over, and then plugged her mouth with his cock. He had her suck for as long as she could handle, all the while feeling immense pleasure, and cumming into her willing mouth. He then pulled her out by the collar and jammed the gag back in. She was sure at this point he was done, but he was not. After a few moments, she found herself ankles tied to the floor and wrists to the wall. Suddenly, she felt an urge in her pussy. He was there, hard as ever, and she pushed towards him. He at first teased her, pulling back, then out of no where plunged in, stroking with all of his great force. She was so wet and almost ready to orgasm. He was hard and about to burst with pleasure with her. With a final effort of masculine power and an indescribable feminine to match, the pair orgasmed together feeling the amazing sensation, glad to be sharing it with eachother. He made a few more strokes, and when he was totally spent, relaxed, the two breathing heavily as he untied her. The smiled and lightly kissed, and then fell asleep, still embracing eachother.
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Get the Bondage sex mug.Derived from a term for slavery, Bondage has come to mean sexual slavery, particularly dealing with the simple practice of restraining one's parter to beds, posts, from ceilings, etc. Usually entails either rope (asian forms) or leather, chains, and other equipment specially designed for the purpose (western.)
Bondage considered a fetish, as enthusiasts generally prefer the thought or presence of a fully-clothed restrained partner to a fully nude and unrestrained partner.
Bondage is not to be confused with the more specific practices of B&D, the practice of restraining and then dominating, or humiliating a partner, or S&M, the practice of hurting one's partner in order to achieve sexual climax. Bondage enthusiasts generally prefer the more docile forms.
Bondage considered a fetish, as enthusiasts generally prefer the thought or presence of a fully-clothed restrained partner to a fully nude and unrestrained partner.
Bondage is not to be confused with the more specific practices of B&D, the practice of restraining and then dominating, or humiliating a partner, or S&M, the practice of hurting one's partner in order to achieve sexual climax. Bondage enthusiasts generally prefer the more docile forms.
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Get the bondage mug.Describes an attractive, young, smooth-bodied, semi-athletic, slender homosexual male (a twink) who enjoys the practice of sexual slavery (bondage).
Consistent with the stereotype of a twink as an individual not into intense BDSM, many bondage twinks may limit their bondage experiences to simply restraining a partner to a bed or post (perhaps a ceiling for the more adventurous) using handcuffs, leather, or rope. Belts are a common implement used by twinks in exploring their fondness for bondage as a fetish or for the more specific practices of B&D or S&M.
Consistent with the stereotype of a twink as an individual not into intense BDSM, many bondage twinks may limit their bondage experiences to simply restraining a partner to a bed or post (perhaps a ceiling for the more adventurous) using handcuffs, leather, or rope. Belts are a common implement used by twinks in exploring their fondness for bondage as a fetish or for the more specific practices of B&D or S&M.
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Going in my room while I'm gone is out of bounds.
Why you want to get at me after stabbing me in the back. That's out of bounds, I don't give a fuck what you say.
I'll be out of bounds til monday, so if you can get at me then.
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I'll be out of bounds til monday, so if you can get at me then.
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