Bork
Verb;
To repeatedly overthink or under think a conversation or situation far above and beyond a simple screw up. Commonly achieved by saying something or doing something really stupid.
Verb;
To repeatedly overthink or under think a conversation or situation far above and beyond a simple screw up. Commonly achieved by saying something or doing something really stupid.
I totally borked last night when I asked my roomate if it was possible for him to physically beat my dick off.
by Call me Cal September 23, 2019
Get the Borkmug. Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"
You just got donkey borked.
That new hairstyle is totally borkified.
"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"
A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.
That new hairstyle is totally borkified.
"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"
A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.
by Kincaide&MrCutie November 8, 2008
Get the Borkmug. {verb} To fornicate, have sexual intercourse, or pound in a rhythmic fashion. also see bang, slam, screw, do, sex, sloppy joe, etc.
by Skyler Mann December 6, 2007
Get the Borkmug. Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.
by Morgan Martin-Skerm July 5, 2008
Get the Borkmug. by clay May 31, 2003
Get the borkedmug. The most amazing sexual experience you'll ever have in you life. Borking is a sexual experince that requires atleast ONE swede and is very common in the northern parts of europe.
by Sassmasterofsweden May 17, 2014
Get the Borkingmug. 1.this is a man that hits on women, only to have it all go down the tubes. he looks suave, but can't cut it with the ladies.
2.verb-you can use bork in place of the word fuck in any sentence
2.verb-you can use bork in place of the word fuck in any sentence
What a loser, he looks just like the bork.
Dude, I was borking this girl for like 6 months until I found out she had crabs.
Dude, I was borking this girl for like 6 months until I found out she had crabs.
by Stosselite December 9, 2007
Get the the borkmug.